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It isn’t a joke afterall. Goodness! I know the Monty Python fanatics would be yearning to see Spamalot, a Broadway stage presentation of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Holy killer wabbit! I read about it from Yahoo News!.

I wonder how would the characters interpret (as in sing) the riddle of the bridge keeper in the later part of the movie.

KEEPER: What is your favorite color?
GALAHAD: Blue. No yel– AAAAAuuuugh!

Mwehehehehe!!!

And the almost end scenario…

GUARD: ‘Allo, daffy English kaniggets and Monsieur Arthur-King, who is afraid of a duck, you know! So, we French fellows out-wit you a second time!

ARTHUR: How dare you profane this place with your presence!? I command you, in the name of the Knights of Camelot, to open the doors of this sacred castle, to which God himself has guided us!

GUARD: How you English say, I one more time-a unclog my nose in your direction, sons of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent running about in dancing behavior! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you heaving lot of second hand electric donkey bottom biters.

ARTHUR: In the name of the Lord, we demand entrance to this sacred castle!

GUARD: No chance, English bedwetting types. I burst my pimples at you and call your door opening request a silly thing. You tiny-brained wipers of other people’s bottoms!

Source: Monty Python script

Too bad (for poor peeps like me again, but for those fortunate enough to afford a visit to Broadway, enjoy the show!